SURVEY FOR SOMETHING: BED

hey my good folks.
i’m currently working on a theater show at bard college (info forthcoming), and we’re going to incorporate/draw inspiration from your answers to various questions i’ll be asking here on the blog. here are the first two (slight trigger warning that one of the questions may conjure upsetting memories or emotion):

1) WHAT IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU IN A BED?

2) WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU IN A BED?

you don’t have to take “in a bed” totally literally; “bed” can include but is not limited to: a sleeping bag/hospital bed/tent mat/standing next to someone in said bed, etc.
if the content of your reply is super-heavy, very violent/graphic, please include a heads up/warning up front so that the weak of heart don’t faint.
also: i know a lot of you have accounts here already, but if for any reason you wish to be anonymous with your responses, please feel free. i’d rather you feel as though you can answer as honestly as possible (in as many or as few words as you want).
thanks guys.
we are making art here.
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